: Kvetchers :

Demetrius Taylor
kvetches about the rising jackhammer (Audio)

kvetchers rich alcott

RICH ALCOTT: They’re saying the GMOs in the seed stock is making people sterile, that it’s a means to control the population. The question is, when you’re eating a box of popcorn at the movies, do you ever worry that you’ll never be able to perform sexually again?

DEMETRIUS TAYLOR: Look, man, let’s get to the realistics of the ballistics of the situation. If I eat corn — or popcorn — and it make the jackhammer not rise: I love corn, but I don’t want no more corn. I don’t want the jackhammer not to rise up. Now at the end of the day, you know what I’m saying, we all got to look out for the safety and the well-being not only of ourselves, but our children. So at the end of the day, I’m gonna eat some corn. And if push comes down to shove — and this is a secret — I’m gonna pop one of those blue tablets they got out there. So anyway, everybody be safe, everybody look out for each other and I think it’s up to the government to make sure that things we’re consuming inside our bodies are healthy for us and not gonna damage our body.

RICH: You think the government is going to be looking out for you?

DEMETRIUS: I don’t think the government is gonna look out for us. I think we need to look out
for each other, you know what I’m saying? And, hopefully, the government will catch on and
follow our leads. So, at the end of the day, I’m not gonna look for the government, Obama
or anybody else to do nothing for me that I should be doing for myself.

RICH: So the corn’s OK?

DEMETRIUS: Look, man —

RICH: Do I have to worry about it? Because I love corn.

DEMETRIUS: I love corn, too, but, at the end of the day, you gotta look out for you, you know? So I’m gonna tell everybody right now: eat corn, popcorn and some gumbo and some more
shit ’cause it’s all gravy. I’m out!